The  Salesman Henry  Leech was  a  salesman. He was a good salesman and sold lots of vacuum cleaners,but..one week, the  manager  sent  Henry  into the  countryside  to sell.   He  drove  out  of  town  and stopped at  a  farmhouse. He  knocked on the  door  and the  farmer’s wife  opened it. Henry  started into his  speech immediately.   “Mam, how  much time  do  you spend sweeping  the  floors?  “ “A  lot  of  time. This  is  a  farm  and things  get  dirty  quickly.”  said the  woman. “And how  much time  do  you spend  beating  the  carpets?”  asked Henry. “A  lot  of  time. This  house  gets  dusty  and my  dog  also lays  on them” “Well”  said Henry,  “This  is  your  lucky  day.”   Henry  showed her  his  vacuum  cleaner  and said,   “You can  clean the  house  in 5 minutes  with this!” The  farmer’s  wife  didn’t  look interested.   Henry  took out  a  big  bag  of  dirt. He  opened it  and  threw  it  all  over  the  floor.    The  farmer’s wife  was  very  surprised.  Before  she  could speak  Henry  said, “  Mam, if  this  machine  doesn’t pick up  every  last  piece  of  dirt,  I  will  eat  all  of  it!!!!!” The  farmer’s  wife  looked  at  Henry  and said,   “WELL, I WILL GET YOU A SPOON.     WE HAVE NO ELECTRICITY.”