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It is not my dog

The  Salesman Henry  Leech was  a  salesman. He was a good salesman and sold lots of vacuum cleaners ,but..one week, the  manager  sent  Henry  into the  countryside  to sell.   He  drove  out  of  town  and stopped at  a  farmhouse. He  knocked on the  door  and the  farmer’s wife  opened it. Henry  started into his  speech immediately.   “Mam, how  much time  do  you spend sweeping  the  floors?  “ “A  lot  of  time. This  is  a  farm  and things  get  dirty  quickly.”  said the  woman. “And how  much time  do  you spend  beating  the  carpets?”  asked Henry. “A  lot  of  time. This  house  gets  dusty  and my  dog  also lays  on them” “Well”  said Henry,  “This  is  your  lucky  day.”   Henry  showed her  his  vacuum  cleaner  and said,   “You can  clean the  house  in 5 minutes  with this!” The  farmer’s  wife  didn’t  look interested.   Henry  took out  a  big  bag  of  dirt. He  opened it  and  threw  it  all  over  the  floor.    The  farmer’s wife  was  very  surprise
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It is not my dog.

Linda Robinson was very thirsty so she went into a cafe. There was an old woman in the cafe. She was sitting near the door at a table. At her feet, under the table, there was a small dog. Linda bought a glass of lemonade and some cookies. She sat down at the table next to the old woman. The old woman sat quietly. She looked lonely. Linda decided to be kind and talk to the old woman. “It is very hot today.” she said. “Yes, but it is nice inside here.” replied the old woman. Linda looked at the dog and asked, “Does your dog like people.” The woman answered, “Oh! Yes! She loves people.” Linda wanted to give the dog a cookie. So she asked, “ Does your dog like cookies?” “They are his favourite food.” said the old lady. Linda was terribly afraid of dogs so she asked, “Does your dog bite?” The old woman smiled and said, “ NO! My dog is very tame. She is even afraid of cats!” Linda took a cookie in her hand and reached under the table. She put it near the dog’s mouth. But the